Funniest/Most Embarassing Golf Moment:

Picture the scene .. a chilly day in Miami .. yes it does happen. Had to wear long pants - trousers to the non Americans reading this. Bent down on the 3rd green to line up birdie put... rippppppp ... trousers from crotch more than halfway up my back end – big gaping hole. In the trousers that is. Played the full 18th with my a… bottom … hanging out with the chill breeze blowing in my nether regions. Dark and luckily clean underwear at least spared me the embarrassment of it being too noticeable to other players. then the next week weather had warmed up .. back in customary shorts… this time bent down to line up putt on the 1st green - ripppp shorts gone as well… same result.. my a… bottom hanging out the rest of the round. I categorically deny that my posterior is getting bigger!! So far since then I have been rip free.