Funniest/Most Embarassing Golf Moment:

On Tuesday, 23 August, while I was playing at my local club, my son Michael called to ask me if I'd felt the earthquake. He said it was centered in Virginia and happened about 10 minutes previously. I said, nope, didn't feel a thing. Upon further reflection, however, I recalled that on the two holes previous I had hit a chip shot (for a birdie) that was headed straight for the hole, but then it jumped over the hole. I'm certain that the earthquake robbed me of my birdie and a point on the leaderboard. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. No Hurricane Irene golf stories to tell though.